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Amputated Octopus

Amputated Octopus – A Loose Thread

It’s been quite a while since we’ve uploaded a new strip. What do you want from us? A regular schedule? We’re busy!

"A Loose Thread"

"A Loose Thread"

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Amputated Octopus – Sticks and Stones

Today we ask: do our paper mache friends feel pain? The attackers aren’t always blindfolded deviants wielding bats, but sometimes jealous friends who use words as their weapons.

Sticks and Stones

Sticks and Stones

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Amputated Octopus: Wheeler Dealer

I have never received one of these imfamous e-mails from Nigerian kings. My internet fortress is just that locked down. These messages drown in the moat outside whilst I sit in my throne room. Sometimes Jon comes over from the neighboring province to play checkers and stab some peasants. But today’s comic ponders the possibility of actually heading Mr. Wheeler’s plea.

Wheeler Dealer

Wheeler Dealer

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Amputated Octopus – Night at the Museum

Trying some new art styles this week. Dream scenarios in my heads are visually different than the real cartoon world. Duh.

Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum

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Amputated Octopus – A Sound Threat

Part Hitchcock, part scared little schoolgirl.

A Sound Threat

A Sound Threat

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Amputated Octopus – Super Sentai Sand Scavengers

It’s not summer. We are not around anywhere with beaches. We do not own metal detectors. This comic will require a stretching of the imagination.

Super Sentai Sand Scavengers

Super Sentai Sand Scavengers

Let it be said, Alpha was an asset to the team by freaking out and informing the team when shit got real.

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Amputated Octopus – Inflaticide

Today; a story of a clown with a love for balloon animals, and a gift for making them.

Amputated Octopus - Inflaticide

Amputated Octopus - Inflaticide

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Amputated Octopus – A Puzzling Game

Sorry for last week’s absence. New Years be a cruel mistress with an even crueller whip. And now, another tasteful comic:

A Puzzling Game

A Puzzling Game

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Ho Ho Homeless: The Tale of Hobo Santa

A day early in honor of the great holiday: Boxing Day Eve.

The Legend of Hobo Santa

Ho Ho Homeless: The Legend of Hobo Santa

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Amputated Octopus – Betty Cocker

Betty Cocker

Betty Cocker

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Amputated Octopus – Everyone Poops…

Everybody Poops...

Everybody Poops...

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Amputated Octopus – Plath’s All Folks

Today we capture that elusive demographic: fans of Sylvia Plath

Plath's All Folks

Plath's All Folks

So after reading this, how dark was this comic?

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Amputated Octopus – A Modest Proposal

It is my pleasure to introduce the first of what I hope to be a long series of web comics.

Combined with the power of my compatriot Jon Lawson and his mighty pencil, we present to you…

Amputated Octopus

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our first adventure: A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal

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